6 Things I Would Love To Say To Kristen

• I do not care about your problems. Just because I'm in Peer Leadership does not mean I want to hear about your cousin breaking her spine.
• I do not have time for whinning, pathetic liars. Get a life. Go away.
• Most of the time, when you talk, I don't really listen.
• Putting up with you does not mean that I am your friend.
• When I hit the ping pong ball over your head, it means I'm trying to distract you from talking. Take a hint.
• When I go through long periods of time without speaking, I'm invisioning shooting you with a taser gun.

Day Dreaming About Slapping People- Viola